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by Lord Dunsany [Edward John Plunkett]




Table of Contents

  DRAMATIS PERSONAE
  JOHN BEAL
  BERT, BILL
  THE MAN IN THE
  BAZZALOL, THOOTHOOBABA
  BEN HUSSEIN,
  ZABNOOL, SHABEESH
  THE SHEIK OF THE
  IF
  ACT I
  SCENE 1
  BERT
  BILL
  BERT
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  BILL
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  BILL
  JOHN
  BILL
  JOHN
  BILL
  BERT
  BILL
  JOHN
  BILL
  JOHN
  SCENE 2
  JOHN
  MARY
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  MARY
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  LIZA
  MARY
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  JOHN
  LIZA
  MARY
  JOHN
  MARY
  ALI
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  MARY
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  MARY
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  MARY
  JOHN
  MARY
  JOHN
  SCENE 3
  BERT
  BILL
  BERT
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  BERT
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  BERT?
  BILL
  BERT
  BILL
  BERT
  BILL
  BERT
  BILL
  JOHN
  BILL
  BERT
  BILL
  BERT
  BILL
  BERT
  BILL
  BERT
  BILL
  BERT
  BILL
  SCENE 4
  BOVRIL," "GIVE HER
  MIRALDA CLEMENT
  THE MAN IN THE CORNER
  MIRALDA CLEMENT
  MAN IN THE CORNER
  MIRALDA CLEMENT
  MAN IN THE CORNER
  MIRALDA CLEMENT
  MAN IN THE CORNER
  MIRALDA CLEMENT
  MAN IN THE CORNER
  JOHN
  MAN IN THE CORNER
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  VOICES OF PORTERS
  [MAN IN THE CORNER
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
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  MIRALDA
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  MIRALDA
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  MIRALDA
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  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  ACT II
  SCENE
  JOHN BEAL
  DAOUD
  JOHN BEAL
  DAOUD
  JOHN BEAL
  DAOUD
  JOHN BEAL
  DAOUD
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  DAOUD
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  DAOUD
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  DAOUD
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  DAOUD
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  DAOUD
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  DAOUD
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  DAOUD
  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  HUSSEIN
  JOHN BEAL
  HUSSEIN
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  HUSSEIN
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  HUSSEIN
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  HUSSEIN
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  HUSSEIN
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  HUSSEIN
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  HUSSEIN
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  HUSSEIN
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  HUSSEIN
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  HUSSEIN
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  HUSSEIN
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL.
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  OMAR
  JOHN BEAL
  OMAR
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  HAFIZ
  MIRALDA
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  MIRALDA
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  MIRALDA
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  MIRALDA
  ARCHIE BEAL
  MIRALDA
  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  DAOUD
  JOHN BEAL
  DAOUD
  JOHN BEAL
  MIRALDA
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  MIRALDA
  ARCHIE BEAL
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  MIRALDA
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  MIRALDA
  JOHN BEAL
  HUSSEIN
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  MIRALDA
  ARCHIE BEAL
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  MIRALDA
  ARCHIE BEAL
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  MIRALDA
  [JOHN BEAL
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  MIRALDA
  ARCHIE BEAL
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  MIRALDA
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  MIRALDA
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  MIRALDA
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  MIRALDA
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  ARCHIE BEAL
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  MIRALDA
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  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  DAOUD
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  ARCHIE BEAL
  JOHN BEAL
  MIRALDA
  DAOUD
  JOHN BEAL
  THE SONG OF THE IRIS MARSHES
  ACT III
  SCENE 1
  MIRALDA
  OMAR
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
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  MIRALDA
  HAFIZ
  MIRALDA
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  HAFIZ
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  HAFIZ
  MIRALDA
  HAFIZ
  HAFIZ
  BAZZALOL
  THOOTHOOBABA
  THOOTHOOBABA
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  JOHN
  DAOUD
  JOHN
  DAOUD
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  DAOUD
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  DAOUD
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  DAOUD
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  MIRALDA
  DAOUD
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  MIRALDA
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  DAOUD
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  MIRALDA
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  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  THOOTHOOBABA
  JOHN
  BAZZALOL
  JOHN
  BAZZALOL
  JOHN
  BAZZALOL
  BAZZALOL
  JOHN
  THOOTHOOBABA
  THOOTHOOBABA
  JOHN
  BAZZALOL
  JOHN
  BAZZALOL
  JOHN
  BAZZALOL
  JOHN
  BAZZALOL
  JOHN
  SCENE 2
  BISHAREENS
  SHEIK OF THE BISHAREENS
  SHEIK
  BISHAREENS
  [FIRST BISHAREEN
  FIRST BISHAREEN
  A BISHAREEN
  SHEIK
  HAFIZ
  SHEIK
  SHEIK
  SHEIK
  THE BISHAREENS
  SCENE 3
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  A NOTABLE
  OFFICER-AT-ARMS
  OFFICER-AT-ARMS
  A NOTABLE
  A WOMAN
  NOTABLE
  ZABNOOL
  ZABNOOL
  CONJURER
  SHABEESH
  SHABEESH
  MIRALDA
  SHABEESH
  MIRALDA
  SHABEESH
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  ZABNOOL
  A NOTABLE
  A NOTABLE
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  MIRALDA
  JOHN
  HAFIZ
  JOHN
  HAFIZ
  JOHN
  JOHN
  SHEIK
  MIRALDA
  A NOTABLE
  ANOTHER
  A BISHAREEN
  HAFIZ
  HAFIZ
  MIRALDA
  HAFIZ
  ACT IV
  SCENE 1
  JOHN
  LIZA
  JOHN
  LIZA
  JOHN
  LIZA
  JOHN
  LIZA
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  LIZA
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  LIZA
  MARY
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  MARY
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  MARY
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